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Anonymous: Bruh I literally had a dream where I invited you to my birthday and it was amazing 😂😂😂

who u

1-enoch:

last night i was absentmindedly toying with something on the kitchen counter while i was on the computer and when i looked down i realized it was a cockroach. i was petting it. i was petting a cockroach and the cockroach was sitting there probably really enjoying it. we had a moment. you know that thing of when two straight guys accidentally do something gay and then they freak out when they realize whats happening well it was exactly like that

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Reblog if it’s okay to start talking to you.

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daddyfuckedme:

there is absolutely nothing more fragile than a man’s ego so fucking shatter it

school: your tuition bill is-
me: oh darling, stars never pay

dclxvi-xiii:

allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

*curtsies*

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skankydepphead:

historiajpg:

so i was looking up news about Pirates 5 and

image

Johnny Depp is the only cast member listed

johnny depp is every role

just johnny depp

for everyone

just

johnny

only 

johnny 

e t e r n a l  j o h n n y

image

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actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

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retiredjesus:

when u dont reply to someone and post on social media

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